I've always used sports analogies in public when it isn't possible to right out say what i mean.
Example.
Me: hey you going to the game tonight? (in reference to two girls)
Buddy: yeah but I hope they wear the light jerseys (he likes the blond better than the brunette)
Me: really i thought the dark jerseys are much nicer.
It is a great way to talk about females in your direct presence without them explicitly knowing. Works great around chick friends who get insulted when we try and pick up girls while they are around.
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