Offsides - can't date/hook up with the girl because she has been with your buddy.
Slam Dunk - the one where you got it in the bag because the girl is so easy.
Hole in One - a quicky.
Triple Bogey - you realize you're going to need more time with this one.
Unsportsmanlike Conduct - the girl who is jailbait.
The Manon Rheaume - the girl who is pretty easy to score on five hole.
Ground rule double - the tease. Half way home.
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