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Old 04-01-2005, 07:42 PM   #3
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Originally posted by Maritime Q-Scout@Apr 1 2005, 08:17 PM
I'm a big believer in the old addage "what goes around comes around", that if you do good things, good things will happen to you. This is partly why I generally tip well at resturants, open doors for people, will walk behind cars trying to get into a busy intersection, and try to help people whenever/where ever I can.

For the most part it's been working REALLY well for me, however there are somethings no matter how hard I try I never succeed, get a break, or just have all around back luck. Looking back, according to karmatic theory (is karmatic a word?) I can see where I made mistakes, and basically was a complete and utter shingaurd-head, or fataing donkey-place-were-a-rabbit-lives.

My question for those who choose to answer it is... how do I correct this, how do I build up good karma if shot down every time I try? How do I rid myself of this bad karma?
Good question....

Ummm...uh...IF you are religious...say 500 Hail Marys and roll your beads 70 times.
Walk around your kitchen table "counterclockwise" 10 times tapping your heels every second turn. Offer your pet Gerbil to the God of the Earth and send me $5,000 in the mail in small bills...you will have good luck if you send 10 people this thread! You MUST be humming the Boy George song karma karma Chameleon the entire time!

Other than that...just keep on keepin on...do well to others and they will do well back!!!
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