[Kidder]

What's my motivation?

Is it just to see how many kids I could knock out before they collectively knock me out? Might only be a handful then.

However, If I get a nice cash prize for 'winning' those little buggers are in trouble. Or the worst, what happens to my body if they knock me out? Am I degraded in any way? Prison inmates turned loose on me? You could very well see a scene similar to the Neo vs Agent Smith in Matrix 3. I'd be going ape on their little behinds.

Is the skull fully formed at age 5? Perhaps all you would need is a good poke to the soft part of the head and they'd be out for the night. I'd also try grabbing one by the legs and swinging around 360 degrees, especially if they swarmed.

Make sure you don't send this idea to Fox... they're probably looking for new ideas for sweeps week.