With recent advances in nutrition, dentistry and home entertainment, I think 5 year-olds are getting tougher to handle every season.
The standard-issue cup is a godsend, but it can't protect other vitals like ankles, ACLs and BKT's (behind knee things). Any Child Attack Swarm Specialist worth his salt will train the little fighters to go directly for those vulnerable areas. While you are trying to "Foreman" your way out with haymakers, they'll be all over your legs. Once you go down, they will use sheer weight to smother you.
I don't think I could handle more than 8 or 15. The first 3 or 4 would be in real trouble but I wouldn't be able to keep up the pace for long.
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