What if the pilot, co-pilot and flight engineer were all alergic to peanuts?
Pilot to Co-Pilot "Sam, do you smell somthing"
Co-Pilot to Pilot "Why yes Dan, I think I do. John do you smell what I smell"
Engineer getting off the floor "sniff sniff - O MY GOD! Yes Yes Yes, I SMELL"
All 3 "PPPPEEEAAAANNNUUTTTSSS"
ARG ARG GAG GAG GAG ARRG ARRG ARG - plop plop plop
Barbie (head stewardess) "Hello anyone in there, hello.......DAN??? JOHN??? SAM???"
Barbie running down the aisle screaming "WE ARE GOING TO ALL DIE because I served peanuts to the business class"
CRASH
Headline in all the papers the next day - PEANUTS BRING DOWN A PLANE
Company spokeperson - "Well we do have a disclaimer that says peanuts or peanut by product might be served on the plane. We also say that things can change without notice and finally, you fly at your own risk. So BIG BAD AIRLINE (BBA) takes not responsability for this crash"
Hey you never know - it could happen.
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