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Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale
So theres this guy chillin' on the beach that happens to be a quadruple amputee. No arms, and no legs. As he is relaxing under his umbrella sucking back beer through a straw, three incredibly gorgeous women come walking by.
Upon sight of the man, the girls agree that he is the cutest man they have ever seen and approach. One of the girls asks the man if she could give him a hug, to which he replies excitedly "Ive never had a hug!" And so she hugs him.
One of the other girls asks if he's been kissed before, and he shakes his head no. So she kisses him.
The last girl decides to step over and then stand right over the man! Looking right down into his eyes she asks him "Hey, have you ever been f***ed?"
He shakes his head vigorously no.
So the girl taps her watch and says "Wait half an hour, the tide is coming in."
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And then his name was Bob.
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I am in love with Montana. For other states I have admiration, respect, recognition, even some affection, but with Montana it is love." - John Steinbeck
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