Thanks AC, those are some of his best.
It's pure, simple comedy. He made the kind of jokes that you think about for a second, because on the surface they don't sound funny. But once you get it you are amazed at the genius in their simplicity.
"Bigfoot is blurry! There is an out of focus monster roaming the country side. 'Run! get out of here! he's fuzzy'. Bigfoot is blurry, and thats extra scary to me"
"If I made potato chips and put them in a can, people would say I was ripping off Pringles, But what if I put them in a bag?"
"I'm a mumbler I mumble alot when I talk. I was walking down the sidewalk with a friend and I said something to him, he didn't hear me so he said "what?". So I said it again, he still did not hear me so he said "what?". I say it again and he still said "what?". So by this point im yelling some insignificant sh*t like "That tree is far away!""
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