I have this strangest recurring dream... It's 15 years ago and I'm a teenager working at Kmart. Anyhow, in this dream I screwed up. A customer called from across town and asked if we had these steel toed work boots in size 11. I said yes because I just put a pair of size 11s on the shelf. But when I go to put them aside for the customer, they were gone. When the customer arrives, he is absolutely irate and runs to the store manager. Now the store manager fires my ass and I beg him to let me keep the job because I need the money for my university tuition. Now I feel like an incredible dweeb begging for a job at Kmart... but I'm sweating bullets because I need that next paycheque or I'm being kicked out of school. And the just laughs and laughs.
Then I wake up and realized I make a hell of a lot more than what the store manager of Kmart did.... In a way it is a nightmare, but I really don't mind waking up and realizing how lucky I am.
