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Old 05-30-2008, 02:44 PM   #37
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Originally Posted by lchoy View Post
Sorry to resurrect this thread. Rhettzky, how did your speech go?
I have 1 week to come up with speech ideas and I got some great advice reading it.
My main concern is that the Groom wishes it to be funny, but not that I absolutely roast him either. Also, I'm actually best friends with the bride, and having known her longer than the groom (although we are still great friends), I way more stories about the bride.
Any additional advice would be welcome

Use a sock puppet that you pull out of your pants, thats always an old classic. And none of your stories should start with "Hey buddy remember those two underaged prostitutes in Mexico. Boy was it hard to find a clinic that didn't have a dirt floor."
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