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Originally Posted by REDVAN
I actually forgot what a phonebook is, these days I usually just look for that sort of thing online. Your mom didn't tell you that's how she advertises these days?
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Ding Ding Ding!!! We have a winner!!!
We also would have accepted...
"Who needs escort service pages when I have your mom on speed dial!!"
...or...
"The only advance notice your mom gets from me is a tap on the shoulder!!"
Please enjoy our lovely parting gifts.
