Worst. Movie. Ever.
spolier alert.
What a steaming, wet, festering pile of cow dung this film is. Jesus H. tapdancing Christ it was bad. Bad from top to bottom. Mediocre acting, lame-tacular plot, inapropriate special effects.
I mean, what the hell is Indiana Jones doing surviving a nuclear blast? In a fridge? Are you kidding me? And aliens! What the damn hell George Lucas? George Lucas has become one of the horsemen of the apocalypse - probably pestilence, the one that turns anything it touches into a festering pile of, well ... I'm digressing.
Plot holes big enough to drive a truck through, a near total lack of Indiana Jones treasure-hunting and clue-solving, Shia LeBouf as the weakest, girliest tough kid I've ever seen, and frigging aliens. ALIENS!
Yes Raiders and Crusade had far-fetched plots, but at least they were loosely grounded in actual legend and myth. Indiana is at his best when going after objects of great religious significance, not frigging Atlantis-in-the-jungle. And what the hell was with the tribe waiting in the ruins? Like, they just hang out in those little hidden wall-compartments in the off-chance that someone stumbles onto a secret city that has been lost for five-thousand years? You'd think they'd maybe move on to doing something else with their time, wouldn't you?
Oh well, at least Temple of Doom isn't the worst Indiana Jones anymore.
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