[CaptainCrunch]

I've busted a few

1) Broke a collarbone during a collision in a hockey game when I had my head down coming over the blue line

2) Broke my left ankle when I stepped in a gopher hole during a drunken walk to the bar

3) Broke my right ankle when I got shoved down the stairs during a fight in high school.

4) Broke two knuckles on my left hand when I threw a bad punch at cowboys

5) Broke a toe when I took a hot ground ball off of my foot

6) Broke my wrist when I was hanging upsidedown from the monkey bars trying to impress my girlfriend in the fifth grade (She wasn't impressed when I shrieked like a school girl)

7) broke my jaw exiting from a personal carrier when I took a rifle butt in the face from the guy in front of me.

That is all.