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Broke my uppermost two left ribs skateboarding. Was trying to be slick, leaving my job at the skate shop and tried to powerslide. Problem was I didnt realise that the tiles on the floor were off. Caught a wheel and ate it hard. Long story short, couldnt breathe right for three months.

Edit: Also, when I was 5 thought it would be a good idea to use the old school lawn chairs as a slide with a friend. Anyone who remembers knows there were not the fancy pants elbow cover deals that are on there now. Got on the top of the "slide" the whole thing snapped down and chopped off the top of my index finger. Got it sewed back on, so that was good.