DUI defense (not to give any losers ideas, but it is interesting some of the things I've heard):
1. if you have a bottle of liquor in your car and you get pulled over, get out and just start a-chugging in plain view of the officer...they can't prove whether you were actually drunk when they pulled you over or if this happened after (my cousin claims he heard this in a high-school criminology class in BC...I don't really believe it)
2. if you get pulled over, you have the option to phone a lawyer (the guy I know who recently got a DUI told me this one, seems more plausible)...at a checkstop they put buddy in a room with a list of lawyers #s...apparently buddy can spend as much time as he needs in there if he's talking to a lawyer...so the idea would be to stay in there hours and hours until buddy sobers up
...apparently the officers try to get buddy out (knock loudly..."COME ON BUDDY LET'S GO), but they aren't actually allowed to remove buddy...it's up to buddy to come out.
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