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Originally Posted by Puxlut
A police officer pulls over this guy who’s been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.” The man says, “Sorry, officer, I can’t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I’ll have a really bad asthma attack.” “Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample.” “I can’t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I’ll bleed to death.” “Well, then, we need a urine sample.” “I’m sorry, officer, I can’t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I’ll get really low blood sugar.” “All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line.” “I can’t do that, officer.” “Why not?” “Because I’m drunk.”
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This made me laugh, but there was one part that annoyed me. And I just have to pick it apart. If you were a diabetic, urinating isn't going to lower your blood sugar level, that sugar's already in your blood and sitting in your urine. Peeing it out ain't gonna make a difference.
And there is really nothing else left to say about/to the OP. He's been piled on more than enough, so I'll just hold my piece.