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Originally Posted by Locke
In the interest of crucifying smokers for the despicable and rotting hulks of souless vermin that they are, I think all of their rights should be withdrawn.
Lets fix the root of this problem, dont even let smokers drive. Clearly, by deciding to smoke they have demonstrated that their judgement is sub-par and self-destructive and generally impaired beyond reason to begin with.
After we're done taking away their right to drive, we should rescind their right to shoes, so every step they take in public is penance.
At which point we should pass a law that says that anyone who sees a smoker in public has the right to poke them with a sharp stick. In the eye.
Why stop there? We should make them do humiliating and backbreaking menial labour for the public good while we're at it.
We could bring back slavery, except instead of having it being racially motivated we could subdivide the social classes by behavioral issues.
Either that or just fine them for every breath they take so they appreciate it more.
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I don't know if you're successfully trying to be sarcastic or smart in this post. But anyways, lots of good ideas in there.