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Originally Posted by FireFly
I tried that. I'd prefer a life where I don't have to worry about catching diseases and/or wondering who my babys daddys are. I know, that makes me picky, but alas.
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All your problems can be solved in one word:
Mormons.
1. They are predisposed to polygamy
2. Low incidence of social diseases
3. You don't even have to go out looking for them - THEY DELIVER!!!!!!
Just get yourself a string of 'em and marry 'em all.
Poor ol' Jeremiah is not burnin' with desire? No problemo, Enos is feelin' frisky! Enos has a problem with his penis? Let him sulk, Hamish is rarin' to do his marital duty!
Next time they show up at your door, just look them in the eye, and tell 'em your soul is all right, but maybe they could help you out with the body...