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Originally Posted by BuzzardsWife
A womans day:
make lunches and breakfast then feed kids then dress kids then take kids to school then go to work then pick kids up from school, then make supper, then do dishes, then help with homework then get them bathed, hair dried and teeth brushed and bedtime stories, go do the laundry of the day, clean house, oh and by 11 have a bath..
A mans day:
get up go to work sit down eat watch tv go to bed
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You know a friend of mine asked me today why I'm so adamant about remaining single. And besides the fact that I'm an unattractive self absorbed emotionally ######ed jerk who wakes up crabby, goes through his day maintaining a high level of rage and then goes home glad to be away from people. Its the fact that I would just feel so guilty about the fact that I would put my future spouse through that kind of life while I get up at 5:00 in the morning so that I can joyfully go to work in a creative and emotionally crushing job until I'm 65 where the best part of my day is when I get to go out of the office for a smoke and the rest of the time I shuffle paper from one side of my desk to another while dealing with indecisive business ######ed individuals who have a severe misunderstanding of their own internal processes. Then I leave work late and to home so that I can get prepared to go back to work.
Yeah, men's lives are so damn simple.