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The Fonz · 05-19-2008, 01:43 PM

Jumped a fence at a swimming pool during the night to go skinny dipping. There was myself, and 5 other girls....the ratio does not get any better. Anyway, after jumping the fence I landed on bricks and broke my ankle. I had to go to the hospital the next morning and missed work, and I had to make up some stupid story about jumping off my deck and landing awkardly.

EDIT: I should add that I took my clothes off before climbing the fence, and I was the last one to get over. So as I was free falling onto the bricks, I was completely nude and there was a crowd watching...

...think back to the streaker at the Flames game. Yeah it probably looked something like that.

05-19-2008, 01:43 PM	#36
The Fonz Our Jessica Fletcher Join Date: Dec 2004 Exp:	Jumped a fence at a swimming pool during the night to go skinny dipping. There was myself, and 5 other girls....the ratio does not get any better. Anyway, after jumping the fence I landed on bricks and broke my ankle. I had to go to the hospital the next morning and missed work, and I had to make up some stupid story about jumping off my deck and landing awkardly. EDIT: I should add that I took my clothes off before climbing the fence, and I was the last one to get over. So as I was free falling onto the bricks, I was completely nude and there was a crowd watching... ...think back to the streaker at the Flames game. Yeah it probably looked something like that. Last edited by The Fonz; 05-19-2008 at 01:46 PM.