I got shattered one night, and entered a bachelor auction. Halfway through my sell off I ripped off all my clothes, exposing a leopard print dikini I had procured somewhere earlier in the evening. I was upstaged a little later on however, when my buddy came out on stage wearing nothing but a g-string, cowboy boots, one of those stupid kids cowboy hats with a whistle, and 2 cap guns. He found lube somewhere, so he was all shiny, walking around the stage, shooting ladies with his "guns".
The rest of my stories are pretty much illegal, so there's no way I'm posting them....
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