Too many. When I was 19 I woke up to find my hands all ripped up so I asked my friend what happened because I could not remember, apparently I was stumbling around and got into a fight...with a tree. I obviously lost. I once passed out on the front lawn of the building I was living in only to be awoken by a not so friendly policeman. One of the more stupider ones is my friend and I had ordered a bunch of beers before last call and we couldn't finish our last ones so we snuck em out in our inside coat pockets. As we were walking down the street drinking our beers a cop cruised up from behind so back into the inside pocket the beer went. He asked us for our ID and when I pulled out my wallet I dropped it. Being the drunken idiot I was at that state I bent over to pick it up and the beer started pouring out. I tried to just ignore the fact, retrieved my wallet and gave him my ID. The cop looked at it and radioed it in so we are standing there waiting and after he got the radio back he gave them back and told us we could go and to head straight home. As we were walking away he said "Oh, and pour out that beer mister." Doh!
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