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Originally Posted by arloiginla
I had a buddy who had this old Mormon guy come to his house and ring the doorbell repeatedly. He must have known my buddy was home becuase he didn't give up. Apparently he picked up a handful of pebbles and threw them at the window, shouting all sorts of Mormon stuff at the same time.
So my buddy sneaks out the back door, grabs the garden hose, and lets him have it. Guy was dressed in a nice suit too. Never came back.
So there's my suggestion.
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Just out of curiosity, what would constitute shouting Mormon stuff? Was it something like any of these:
"Hey Bill, get your rear end out here and do your home teaching this month"
"Sally, have you made that doily for the centerpiece for the Fireside yet?"
"How is your food storage doing Frank?"