I had a buddy who had this old Mormon guy come to his house and ring the doorbell repeatedly. He must have known my buddy was home becuase he didn't give up. Apparently he picked up a handful of pebbles and threw them at the window, shouting all sorts of Mormon stuff at the same time.
So my buddy sneaks out the back door, grabs the garden hose, and lets him have it. Guy was dressed in a nice suit too. Never came back.
So there's my suggestion.
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