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Originally posted by red '00+Mar 28 2005, 04:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (red '00 @ Mar 28 2005, 04:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-KevanGuy@Mar 28 2005, 04:02 PM
Position 2 made me laugh. I remember that position all too well. I'd usually get a good kick just after I'd start snoring.
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That used to happen to me all the time, you see, my girlfriend hated it when I snore and would always kick me in the middle of the night so I would stop. Only thing is, she would always kick me right in the groin.
I didn't even know she did that either, I would wake up and start p*ssing blood, thinking I have something wrong with my package. So one night I decided to get to the bottom of it, and I pretended to sleep, and started snoring. Sure enough, she kicked me right in the jewels. I jumped up and screamed "what are you doing!?" She looked shocked and told me she was having a bad dream where a dog was attacking her and she was simply kicking it to make it stop. Well the next night, I rolled over and started humping the chit out of her, she woke up and yelled "what are you doing!?". I looked down calmy and said "I had a bad dream where I dog was attacking me, I was screwing it to make it stop". I haven't seen her in yeeeeears. [/b][/quote]
Ummm...well...that sure hasnt happened to me.