And I think I need some of this.
(By the way, I just wanted to clear up some confusion. In no way do I want to go out of my way to be rude to these people, I'm actually always polite (which is why I ended up giving them my name and number in the first place) even though I am not religious at all, and don't agree with what they are soliciting one bit. I just was looking for some suggestions on what to do if a simple "thanks, but I'm not interested" didn't work.)