[onetwo_threefour]

Yeah, the Mormons usually will go away without much fuss. I don't make my dogs bark at them, my dogs are just ######ed and bark anytime someone comes to the door. I've got an old border collie who's been high strung his whole life, and unfortunately he rubbed off on our younger sheepdog and now they're both idiots about people coming to the door. They even bark at me when I come home from work even though they hear me drive up and are waiting at the door for me.

Anyway, at the end of it all, you either tell them you're not interested, listen to them, or ask them if they have any community service requirements they need to fulfill that you can give them a lead on... Ultimately all's fair in religious war.