I've found threatening number 5 to be a lot more effective than doing number 5. I mean, you don't really want to sleep on the bathroom floor, and, if you're playing your cards right, she doesn't want you to either.
Of course, that was a tactical part of the grand strategy; anytime you're accused of doing something, _always_ find a way to turn it around, and get mad at them. Works best for imaginary/paranoid problems on her part... if you've really screwed up, you probably deserve to sleep on the bathroom floor.
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