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Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
Tell them that John Smith translated the Pearl of Great price from what is basically only an Eqyptian funeral card and show them how the copy of the hieroglyphics in their book of mormon is totally fake and that they just made up the missing parts.
IE: the copy John had was torn and missing the head of the main character. The mormon artist drew in a human head while the real item (which exists in multiple copies commonly in Egypt and on mummies) has the head of Ra instead.
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It's Joseph Smith. Tell them he was a luncatic who mistook a
hallucination for a vision. Never mind, nothing deters them. Never answer your phone again. Ever. You're screwed. 