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Old 05-10-2008, 03:43 PM   #46
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I understand a lot of what is posted in here is in jest (also a lot of chest-thumping bravado ... "They have to do good works, so I had them clean out my basement, aren't I the alpha male?") but to those who are seriously offended by it ... why are you getting worked up over something that could only take up ... what, 15-20 seconds of your life every month at most?

Here's what you do:

1. Get up off your couch and walk to your front door (pause TV show on PVR if applicable - what an invention).
2. Open door.
3. See young men in white shirts and ties.
4. Say "I'm not interested".
5. Close the door and walk back to the couch.

Step 4 is itself optional; often times when it's salesmen or whichever I just open the door, see who's there, turn around and shut it, then I don't stress over it or trying to come up with some awesome story ... "They have to do good works ... so I had them repaint my garage ... oh, no, someone else said that .... I had them ... use a handmower to mow my 3 acre property ... no no ..."

Seriously ... it makes you this mad? Come on.
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