[BigBCalgary]

When I was living in Kelowna a few years back, my roommate and I were getting ready for our halloween bash. As luck would have it My roommate was trying out is Viking costume complete with horned helmet and animal skins. He spotted them coming up the walk and grabbed a chicken out of the fridge that we were going to B.B.Q later and when he answered the door he said "Come on in.... we're just getting started with the sacrifice! We could use some virgins!"
They made it back to their P.O.S Civic in record time and we never saw them again.
Worked like a charm.