Make them a counter offer extolling the virtues of your own religion.
I once tried to convert some Jehovas to Pastafarian but they so feared the Flying Spaghetti Monster that they bailed in record time.
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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