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Originally Posted by Devils'Advocate
I remember being out on a date and going for a walk along the waterfront (not as romantic as one would think given the stench of raw sewage).
My date - "So, you don't drink?'
Me - Nope. Not a drop.
Her - You don't smoke or do any kind of drugs?
Me - Nope. Never in my life.
Her - And you don't eat any meat?
Me - Not in 6 years.
Her - So what is your vice?!?! Everyone has at least one!!
Me - *ponders for a minute* I know. I'll show you!!!
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I really REALLY didn't think that conversation was going to end with you taking her to a dessert shoppe...