Its a trap . . .
Theres a reason why you never mow a brothers lawn, because A, you score with her, she lets it slip to your friend that your running around behind his back and then he kicks the ever loving crap out of you while she sits back and watches the show.
B) You score with her and dump her, she goes crying back to your buddy and tells him that you totally used her, he with a misguided sense of honor pulls your bottom lip over the back of your head and then nails it to your ass, while she sits back and chortles evilly.
Remember chicks are semi-evil, your best friends ex revenge guided evil.
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