[Five-hole]

Hey y'all.

So my sister is getting married in the summer and I happen to be the best man as well, and so it's my responsibility to throw the bachelor a kickass party. I have a couple ideas but I would love if a few of you who've been down that road (either attended, threw, or were the recipient of) had a couple of pointers.

Here's a few stipulations and some info and whatever.

1) He's expressly stated several times he doesn't want strippers or escorts or call girls or whatever you want to call 'em. I'm happy to oblige as he's marrying my sister.

2) It'll be in and around the Okanagan area but we're open to a bit of travel.

3) We want to do a lot of outdoors-related activity. Hiking, camping, caving, climbing, sailing, etc. I'm already pretty set on doing some caving in Skaha.

4) It's going to be over a couple of days and I want it to sort of culminate at a big party getting s-faced at a sweet spot.

As well as activities any good gags and stuff are welcome suggestions. For example my sister's bachelorette party had a "Viking Van" all decorated up with spray paint and crap which they abducted her in to begin the weekend. I wanna do stuff of that calibre but my imagination isn't that great (and I've only been to one bachelor party before which was the standard-fare strippers / private room / topless waitress deal).

So help me out guys!

And let me get this out of the way:

Hookers and blow.