[Locke]

Prediction? Bad Times for Good Times.*

The first game of the season will truly be a test of the mental strength of CP's vaunted Calgary Puckers Beer League Softball team. They are facing adversity in one of its most vile and despicable personas in the form of injury.

Aeneas, the Big Man, has given way. He is in hospital in the intensive care unit and his survival is uncertain at best. The prognosis is not good. He may have to have his testicles amputated, the doctors wont say for sure, they did however suggest that perhaps we should replace him with an illegal mexican alien that are purportedly widely available at Cash Corner.

Somehow, the great SW team must guzzle beer and indeed, actually play some softball, amidst the turmoil of these tumultuous times.

So, armed only with beer and illegal mexicans, we shall demonstrate our mettle, our determination, our beer chugging prowess and yes, perhaps even our ungainly, yet effective, field style against our adversaries who seem dedicated to Good Times yet are blissfully unaware of the coming storm of raging drunks and pinatas filled with death.

Go team SW!!

*credit to troutman