Hahaha, tubby - follow society's laws and you get to eat your self to death. Dont follow them and you get on the same diet as the rest of the rats.
On a side note, he is likely getting more attractive to the soapers, which is probably the reason behind the lawsuit, before the natural laws of phyisics would have prevented him from becoming their biatch, now not so maybe
EDIT - Damnit, that idea was already floated.