Why damage the house. Buy about 10 pounds of meth and about 10 Glock pistols and hide them in the trunk of her car. Sneak into her house and lift her finger prints from any surface and put them on a knife that you bury in a drifters back.
Phone every religious organization and pretend to be her, give them her address and tell them that you've lost faith in life and you'd like to talk to somebody.
Rob her convienience store.
Noisely bury a store dummy in her back yard at midnight.
go to the police station and complain that she touched you . . . there.
Renovate as a final gift, lay down hardwood, paint the walls replace the furnace, then after she inspects it sneak in and take a dump in every corner of the house and write Helter Skelter on the walls in pigs blood the night before she's showing the house to the next potential tenants.
Get Paris Hilton and Lindsy Lohan drunk and dump their vomit encrusted naked bodies in the living room and call the national enquirer.
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