Sell all the appliances. If you can't find a buyer, give them to Goodwill.
Make numerous copies of the house key and attach key chains with the address written on them. Hand them out to the homeless or high school kids looking for a place to party.
See how much raw chicken you can grind into the carpets. And don't forget to include the juices in the bottom of the package!
Introduce wildlife into the home. Create an ecosystem with lots of rodents, reptiles, insects and spiders.
Try to spruce up the place before you go with a fresh paint job. I suggest a nice black on all the walls.
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