Infomercial: But how will I remember all those numbers? Well, scientists have discovered that even monkeys can memorize ten numbers. Are you stupider than a monkey?
Chief Wiggum: How big of a monkey?
Infomercial: Ha, ha. Of course you're not.
YOu should split the town to New calgary and Old calgary and make a wall out of carbage and get The Who to play there. Remember to use chloroform. That's what you should do.
|