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Originally Posted by transplant99
As a Norwegian descendant, I take offense to this. Lutefisk looks nothing like cow phlegm...it's much worse.
On a serious note, well maybe not, I was LITERALLY called a "cracker" a couple months ago because I had to throw out a young black kid from my establishment because he had no ID. Yup..I am "cracker" man now. I did ask for clarification from him though...you know...Saltine? Ritz? Uncle? Tricuit?....he mumbled something about coming back "with his peeps" as he walked away. I was quite literally laughing about that.
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Oh, believe you me, you're worse than a "cracker." You're one o' them "Lefses." At least a cultivated grain product is made by a civilized people. Well, guess what? Lefse flatbread is potato. Harvested by rooting up from the ground by snouted animals.
Damn Norwegians.
Even worse, you're a feller from Canada. That makes you a "Frostback."
Well, I can see why folks jes' naturally make assumptions about your kind!!!!!1