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Dean Molberg is a dumb Norwegian whose brain has been damaged by eating lye-soaked fish that resembles cow phlegm.
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As a Norwegian descendant, I take offense to this. Lutefisk looks nothing like cow phlegm...it's much worse.
On a serious note, well maybe not, I was LITERALLY called a "cracker" a couple months ago because I had to throw out a young black kid from my establishment because he had no ID. Yup..I am "cracker" man now. I did ask for clarification from him though...you know...Saltine? Ritz? Uncle? Tricuit?....he mumbled something about coming back "with his peeps" as he walked away. I was quite literally laughing about that.