They can do the whole Klingon wedding
Klingon priest or whatever - "Do you Dork son of geek take this Patach as your lawfully wedded wife to use as you may and then shoot her out of the airlock when you tire of her?"
Nerd - "Kaplah"
Klingon Priest - "By the power invested in me by the high council, I now prounce you Klingon and Voraatchs or whatever it is . . . Bullies you may now wedgie the groom"
Nerd - "I'm so excited I'm going to touch my first boob tonight and it only took me 40 years to do it"
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