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Originally Posted by Ace
Top 10 reasons not to wear RED
10. I'm an individual, and as such I need to do the opposite of everyone else.
9. Red doesn't match my skin tone very well.
8. No way man, My white Iginla Jersey is autographed, how is everyone going to know that I have an autographed jersey if I don't wear it.
7. My Black horse head Jersey cost way more than my $5 T-Shirt. I'm a bigger fan if I show everyone how much I paid to get it.
6. I got these playoff tickets given to me for free, why should I have to spend money on a new shirt.
5. I was born and raised in Calgary, therefore it's pretty obvious that my favorite team is the New York Rangers, and hey it's a hockey game what better time to pull out my blue shirt.
4. I've never watched a hockey game before, but my friend told me that it's really easy to get chicks to go out with you if you have playoff tickets. Of course I'll be GQ'd out in my bar clothes to impress her.
3. I'm a girl and I really like my pink Jersey.
2. I have to go from work to the game, and I want everyone around me to know how important I am. Besides my business suit cost $1000.
1. I'm cheering for San Jose
Wear RED
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I'm with ya, brother... but I actually like the pink jerseys.
They're for a good cause (breast cancer) and chicks look hot in them.
(They're still not red though, and shouldn't be worn in the playoffs! Unless it's at the bar or something...)