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troutman · 04-10-2008, 01:26 PM

Gus Chiggins, Old Prospector:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...eoID=819185764

Monty Python, Philosopher's World Cup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92vV3QGagck

SCTV, John Candy, the Fishin' Musician with the Tubes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7aO5eRkSxk

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog - Hawaii:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=430cw...eature=related

Can anyone find the clip of Zell Miller on Conan, going "baboon style"?

I'm sure most of you Conan disciples have seen the Zell Miller sketch, if you haven't check it out the video here http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O...rien/index.html click on "Watch the clip" and scroll down to Conan Chats with Zell Miller. This was one of the funniest sketches in the history of Conan Here's the text that Conan had with Zell Miller.

Zell: You have insulted me, and now I demand satisfaction!
Conan: What are you talking about?
Zell: I challenge you to meet me tomorrow on the field of honor we will each walk ten paces then I will turn and put my musket ball through your insolent brain!
Conan: Wait a minute I haven't, I'm not going to shoot guns with you.
Zell: Then swords it is! At dawn tomorry I shall skewer your spleen with my Confederate saber and feed your bowls to my ravenous blood hound Antietam.
Conan: Wait I'm sorry I am not having a sword fight with you.
Zell: Well then I will bash your head in with a trash can lid!
Conan: No, No, Sir I'm sorry but none of this is going to happen
Zell: Then you leave me no choice, but to fight you baboon style!
Conan: Baboon Style?
Zell: That's right sir, meet me in the Jungle Canopy, were we will both present our red and swollen posteriors, whose ever backside is most inflamed will get to plant his seed dominant seed in the simian womb of the female baboon! Eight A.M. tomorrow!
Conan: Sir, sir you're not a baboon
Zell: How dare you!

04-10-2008, 01:26 PM	#9
troutman Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Crowsnest Pass Exp:	Gus Chiggins, Old Prospector: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...eoID=819185764 Monty Python, Philosopher's World Cup: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92vV3QGagck SCTV, John Candy, the Fishin' Musician with the Tubes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7aO5eRkSxk Triumph the Insult Comic Dog - Hawaii: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=430cw...eature=related Can anyone find the clip of Zell Miller on Conan, going "baboon style"? I'm sure most of you Conan disciples have seen the Zell Miller sketch, if you haven't check it out the video here http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O...rien/index.html click on "Watch the clip" and scroll down to Conan Chats with Zell Miller. This was one of the funniest sketches in the history of Conan Here's the text that Conan had with Zell Miller. Zell: You have insulted me, and now I demand satisfaction! Conan: What are you talking about? Zell: I challenge you to meet me tomorrow on the field of honor we will each walk ten paces then I will turn and put my musket ball through your insolent brain! Conan: Wait a minute I haven't, I'm not going to shoot guns with you. Zell: Then swords it is! At dawn tomorry I shall skewer your spleen with my Confederate saber and feed your bowls to my ravenous blood hound Antietam. Conan: Wait I'm sorry I am not having a sword fight with you. Zell: Well then I will bash your head in with a trash can lid! Conan: No, No, Sir I'm sorry but none of this is going to happen Zell: Then you leave me no choice, but to fight you baboon style! Conan: Baboon Style? Zell: That's right sir, meet me in the Jungle Canopy, were we will both present our red and swollen posteriors, whose ever backside is most inflamed will get to plant his seed dominant seed in the simian womb of the female baboon! Eight A.M. tomorrow! Conan: Sir, sir you're not a baboon Zell: How dare you! Last edited by troutman; 04-10-2008 at 01:37 PM.