[McG]

you should also say that you were going to enter another team...but you thought that it might make you unpopular to finish first and second.

i would also take the opportunity to point out incredibly bad picks that your opponents took, whilst pointing to your own brilliance by taking "player" in the latest round possible...and then comparing it to someone else's "star" player.

i really like the 3rd person talk as Daradon mentions above.