[troutman]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

You know what I just bought? Oh, it was a banner year at the old Crunch family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Captain." Alright?

My impression of life at Captain's house, "Son?" "Yeah, Dad?" "How was your day, son?" "Great, Dad. How's yours?" "Super. Say, how would like to go fishing this weekend?" "Great, Dad. But I got homework to do." "That's okay, son. You can do it on the boat." "Gee." "Hon, isn't our son swell?" "Yes, dear. Isn't life swell?"