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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
You know what I just bought? Oh, it was a banner year at the old Crunch family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Captain." Alright?
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That's the last time, Crunch. That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I'm not about to throw it all away on some punk like you. But someday when you're outta here and you've forgotten all about this place and they've forgotten all about you, and you're wrapped up in your own pathetic life, I'm gonna be there. That's right. And I'm gonna kick the living s**t out of you. I'm gonna knock your dick in the dirt.
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