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CaptainCrunch · 03-17-2005, 04:32 PM

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Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your pants, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of pants, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of pants.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. pants.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back.

Will Turner: It's not your pants they needed. It was my father's pants. My pants... the pants of a pirate.

after inspecting the crew]
Jack Sparrow: Satisfied?
Will Turner: Well you proved they're pants.

03-17-2005, 04:32 PM	#54
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your pants, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not? Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of pants, lashed 'em together and made a raft. Will Turner: He roped a couple of pants. Mr. Gibbs: Aye. pants. Will Turner: What did he use for rope? Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair. [pause] Jack Sparrow: From my back. Will Turner: It's not your pants they needed. It was my father's pants. My pants... the pants of a pirate. after inspecting the crew] Jack Sparrow: Satisfied? Will Turner: Well you proved they're pants. __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!