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Every goddamn Oliver Stone movie

This includes Natural Born Killers and Platoon. Seriously. What the hell is wrong with Oliver Stone? The man has absolutely no goddamn sense of subtlety. HEY HEY HEY !!!# WAR IS BAD KAY??? LET ME BAEAT YOU OVAR THE HEAD WITH THIS MESSAGE FOR 2.5 HOURS!~#! OH YAH? TV IS INFLUENCING OUR YOUTH@!$# THE MTV GENERATION SEES THE WORLD DIFFERENT HAH!@! DID YOU NOTICE YET???

I read a Quentin Tarantino biography (Shooting From The Hip for those who care) and he talks about how Stone bought the original script for NBK from Tarantino for $50,000, only because he liked the idea so much. The then went forward and used the concept only, and re-wrote the whol thing from scratch. Explains alot.

Troll 2

Just wow. Just....wow....

Every late 90's Scream wannabe ripoff teen-slasher movie with the exception of Final Destination

This includes Valentine, Urban Legends, Thirt13n Ghosts, I Know What You Did Last Summer, and many more steaming piles of celluloid. You could combine the collective intelligence of all the people involved in making these movies and have a screenwriter smart enough to write Wild Wild West.

Jason X

Why? Why in space? Why eXXXXXTREME (to the maX) Jason?

Every freakin' 'parody/satire/lampoon' film of the last 10 years

Goddamnit! Every parody film of the last 10 years has jokes revolving around either a) a subtle twist on a scene from a quasi-popular film made within a year of that one, or b) combining a scene with two characters from other films in the spoofed genre...with "wacky" results!

Where are the Airplane!s, the Blazing Saddles, the Naked Guns, the Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hoods?

Ironically, I blame Keenan Ivory Wayans for starting this debacle (Scary Movie), and the Zucker Brothers (lots of recent crap) for perpetuating it.

More to come